Be careful, you'll get him signed up for a Lifetime of Telemarketing calls!Originally Posted by Sirrahsim
Twenty-five years ago, in a weak moment, I filled out a "Shopper's Survey" Questionnaire -
one of those 20 page lists of everything know to mankind. I checked off that we used tons of
EVERYthing on the list. They promised a new car, free samples for life, discounts on maternity services,
and un-ending Junque mail. They made good on the Junque mail promise.
How do I know? The "Name" I used on the survey was "Fred" M...
our small, young, black HOUSECAT!
Poor Freddy gets the occasional Junque mail piece to this day ... Postal Gal says we can't
*forward* Junque mail up to The Bridge.
Telemarketers work the same way - answer the phone once and you're "ON Their List" for life.
I was getting harrassed by a Homeowner's Insurance outfit ... they were dying to Send a Quote ...
OK send it to "Fred M..."
Freddy da Kat got her "quote" ... and never-ending "follow-up calls".
If you want to try to end the calls ... tell the caller that >>>
* S/he got sentenced to life in prison
* S/he DIED last week
* S/he moved to Africa
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