to just clarify- i started these cocktail threads off with wombats and whisks and karen smooshied them together
how do i make a pickle...
How to make a pickle
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
1 part humour
5 parts ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

and my real name:
How to make a Jade
Ingredients:
5 parts success
1 part self-sufficiency
3 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little emotion if desired

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