How to make a cassiesmom
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
1 part ambition
5 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste!


How to make a more realistic cassiesmom...
All of the above
2 parts beauty instead of 5
1 part loyalty
1 part tenacity
1 part impulsivity
Dash of grey hairs
Sprinkling of laugh-lines and wrinkles