Hey there, Dad! Shave me bald?
This shaving thing ain't bad at all!
I like the way I've begun to look!
You can't learn to shave kitty from a book!
Fire up those clippers, I'll come running!
That buzzing thing gets me humming!
A little off the top then hit the sides
Hey, don't get close to my behind!
Don't worry about clipping my 'bits'
I lost those when I was a kid!
The tufts of white hair, keep sake piles.
Will be found on the floor, for a while.
I bet that silly barber from Seville
Never had a client ever sit this still
My long white fur, on the ground.
A new cat skill you have found!
Dad you've done what I needed.
Clipped my hair and you didn't bleeded
This wasn't the best coiffure I've ever had-
But I still love you, my faux barber DAD!
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