When I had an answering machine, I had THIS message:

*water splashing* Hi, this is Donna. My trainer Sven and I are in the hot tub after a GRRRRRREAT workout, so I can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll call you when we're out and dry!"

Tata for for now!!!

*rubber duck squeaks*

Unfortunately, I was up for a job as a secretary at a Synagogue when the Rabbi called to set up a second interview. Needless to say, I DIDN'T get the job!!