Quote Originally Posted by cmayer31
lol, the employee was kind of harsh there at the end, but still funny. My roommate owns his own high speed internet company and some of the tech calls that I have heard have just about floored me. One of the regular calls that I hear is:

Customer - My internet doesn't work.
Roommate - All right, please open internet explorer.
Customer - **silence**
Roommate - The blue "E" on your computers desktop screen.
Customer - I see it.
Roommate - Please click on it.
Customer - Ok, it didn't do anything.
Roommate - Please double click on the "E", push twice on the left mouse button.
Customer - It works!
Roommate - Is there anything else I can do for you?
Oh....LOLOLOL