Allow me to introduce myself... I'm a Twisted Sister and WANT SOME CANDY. Have we some sweetness to offer? I have real whipped cream, fresh picked strawberrys, blueberrys (LOOK OUT FOR MARIO!!) and raspberrys and REAL shortcake.. not that spongy stuff. REAL shortcake is more like a biscuit. This isn't too rich, mostly natural and goes quite well after fish and onion rings... cleanses the pallet don't you know