Hey *PET TALK* - how is everydoggie? My mum took sum photoz of me today and said I culd share dem if I wanted.
*DUH* of course I want to. I'm like da most handsome-est puppy EVAR, right PT?
Jest look at my profile and *SMILE* - I'm one *HOT* dude.


And da head tilt dat makes mom call me a *lil sh.t* What does dat mean?


Huh?


No really, wut duz it mean?
It means you're too freaking cute, ya lil sh.t.


OH, okaiz mom, I'll jest lay here and be *too freaking cute*


But I lyke diz side of me better..


And look at my big *fluffy* tail.


Mom said I need to be brushed cuz my fur iz all icky from da pool.


Whatevz, I'm still cute!


and she luvz me. =D