Reuters - France - May 8-

France's President Elect Proposes Name Change

At a news cenference after his win in the Franch Presidential election Nicolas Sarkozy has called for the city of Paris to change it's name to the "Biatch That Drives Drunk". The name change reflects the problems thet socialite Paris Hilton is facing due to her recent sentence.

"The 45 day jail term will allow all Pariaians to adapt to the new name and update all signs within the city limits." said Sarkozy.

Ms. Hilton was unable for comment. She currently has no publicist, so calls to her remained unanswered.

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Hilton will serve ALL her sentence in a jail in Lynwood, south of El Lay.

She will not be able to 'buy' her way into a smaller jail because of the charges and sentence.!