Ugh I think I might pass out and die off if I really had a spider in my ear....not scared of snakes, rats, or most anything else, and I'm not truly scared of spiders....but i don't want them on me they are gross to me haha. While I marvel at how cool they are far far away from me, in their webs, catching insects, OUTSIDE, and nowhere near me, I freak out if one gets on me. I once had one drop down my shirt and I leaped up had my shirt off and flung across the room in about 2 seconds flat, while screaming the whole while. If it was IN my ear....ewwwwwww.