In a Bucharest Hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Hotel in Athens:
Visistors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily.

In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily, except Thursday.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
STOP! Drive sideways!

Outside a Hong Kong dress shop:
Ladies have fits upstairs.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.

From Copenhagen - in an airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

There are lots more funny signs - do you know any?