""LOL YOU look stunning.....""

Yes....I do don't I ???
That is the look I give to young ladies behind the counter of bead shops.
They actually give me free beads and open the door for me on the way out.
Why.....I probably have more beads than you do...maybe we could set up shop together. We could call it ..........

"Wombat and Sparkies Bead Emporium"
"Be Stunned into Buying Beads"