What else are ya gonna do at 1:30 in the morning!
Here's what I thought they meant:

Ablutophobia- Fear of becoming Popeye

Anthrophobia- Fear of Jurassic Park

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of spiders crawling up your butt when you're sleeping

Bibliophobia- Fear of dribbling your food on your chest when your lower lip goes numb while dining in a restaurant

Cibophobia-Fear of the internet

Deciophobia- Fear of not knowing what to wear

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of large zoo animals with flowers growing out of their ears

Kainophobia- Fear of Kung Fu, the series

Levophobia- Fear of magicians one foot off the ground

Peladophobia- Fear of Hawaiin volcanoes

Xanthophobia- Fear of Piers Anthony



and my all time favorite: Felinobarphobia - fear of what happens when your cat has hairballs!

Sweet dreams!