Great jokes everyone!!

Originally posted by FloppsyLadySally89
Does anybody have any redneck jokes? I have red hair, and I love to hear redneck jokes!!
I always thought that "redneck" was a term for people who came from the south of the USA Could it mean both or am I completely wrong?


Originally posted by Pam
Got this tonight in an e-mail.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship,
> > ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who
> > LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in
> > your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
> > cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
> >
> > Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
> > hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
> > be at the front door when you get home from work,
> > wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
> >
> > Call 555-1212 and ask for Daisy."
> >
> > Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local
> > Humane Society about an 8-week-old black LABRADOR
> > retriever.
OMG, if that is true then that's one of the coolest, smartests and funniest way of adopting out an animal that I've ever heard! Huge kudos to them

LOOC@lovemymaltese's three wishes story. That one was hilarious!