Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
She says this consulting bizness is something she would REALLY like to do but she says she is missing a critical part.
Tubby here, mi mom sez shez missin' a krittikle part to, the gutz part. Iz dont no wut she needz gutz for. Iz dont lik mices gutz myself, and Iz no my frend, Cranker, he livs in uppy Wizconskin, he dont likz mices gutz needer, soz Iz dont noz whi mom sa she duznt hab gutz. But mom sez shez reel hapy fer yer mom, Ritzy. Youz sech a luky kitty to be a 'fisial office kat. Youz mite want to ask dat Boots man fer sum gud tippys on helpn' inna office.

And mom sez "Congratulations and good luck!" Another one here that envies you.

Tubby (psst, Edwina, got any spare turkey laying around?)