Quote Originally Posted by gini
Very good joke! You are now a lifetime member.

And Wombat, I would make it for you, but I don't know what a LOLOLOL is.

Aw look at Slick - curled up over there with Mario - and look, he is going through her purse!
A joke ??? Awwwww ok then.
An Aussie one.

A Texan was on holidays in Australia, siteseeing from a coach driving through the outback. In his usual loud voice he was commenting on the cattle and sheep that he saw.
"My Garrrrd...they ain't cattle....we got longhorns three times that size, and what ??? You caaaall them sheep ??? We got sheep six times that big."
Just then a kangaroo hopped by the coach, and looking in amazement the Texan said " Whaaaat on earth is thaaaat??"
An Aussie sitting next to him replied " That ??? Don't you know a mouse when you see it ??"

There....can I be a life member now ????
Wombat