Quote Originally Posted by animal_rescue
New in here and feel free to kick me out if I'm not doing this right. If possible I would love a non-alcoholic chocolate martini please.
You are more than welcome here..........but we do have one rule - you must tell one good, clean joke and then you are a full member entitled to all of the benefits of the bar (which are???? )

But to welcome you - here is your non-alcoholic chocolate martini.............
It is Hershey's syrup with soda water and a splash of sweet and sour.