This is one of my favorites, and I am sure I shared this here before, but here goes:

When hubby and I were first dating, I needed new bras. Not anything frilly to show off to anyone, purely functional. We decided to go over to the outlet thats down the street together with the kids. That tells you just how exciting the bras were that I had in mind LOL.

So we go to the outlet that is one HUGE floor of nothing but underwear all jumbled together, so we split up looking for my size. I showed everyone the style I had in mind and send everyone off to find that style in the right size. I remember it was a busy Saturday. The store was crowded. About 10 minutes into the hunt, I was on one end of the store, hubby in the middle with all 3 kids on the other end. I suddenly heard my 14 year old step son scream across the floor, "Hey Kim! Is this one big enough?!" while he held up a bra that must have been 50FFF. Everyone in the store turned to look at my stepson to see what he held up, and then turned to look at me turning 15 shades of red, then to hubby who was basically laughing so hard that he was choking. Of course the whole store was also giggling.

I have many other moments of utter embarassment but I too must have blocked them out because I can't remember them. The closest thing I can think of is last week I announced that I am a klutz and proceeded to trip over an ottoman in Dick Van Dyke fashion.