Hay Handsome boy! If you choose me you will have the adventure of your life! I will show you how to cut doose apron strings with dat Momma and start to LIVE and have dat fun! I have TONS of toys we can play with and a nice high perch by the window dat we can bask in da sun on and watch the world go by.. Hay! I can also show you how to give dat Momma TAIL! I dust my Momma's face with da tail everytime I get near her.... I LOVE doing dat! (I bet you got a nice fulffy tail like I have...all da better!) I will lay by your side an call you "Daaaaaaahlin" all day! Kiss Kiss! Giz