Our heores are falling....

I'd expect it from anyone else except an astronaut...

A U.S. astronaut was charged in a kidnapping plot...she was involved in a
'love triangle"...

Kinda appropriate for February/valentine's day?

During the proceedings she was labeld as a 'non-flight risk'..
Uh...she's an astronaut and she flies....DUH?

She also has to have a GPS bracelet so they can track her movements.
Could she have one of her fellow astronauts tweak a satellite so she can go where ever she can?

One of the lawyers said that there was no place she could go to to flee...
I wonder if NASA will check the shuttle for stowaways next time?

Since mobsters make their enemies "sleep with the fishes", would an astronaut make their victims "fly with the birdies"????