I was in a deep conversation with my mom about cats versus dogs....

In my twisted mind it came down to "Cats versus Girlfriends"




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Cats track litter onto the bedsheets.
Women prefer cookies/crackers.

Cats crowd you onto the edge/wall while you sleep.
Women do to....

A cat's feet are often cold.
Put some socks on woman!

Cats love seafood.
Women order lobster.

You can tell a cats mood by their tails.
A woman shows you her rear when she's mad.

Cats will scratch.
No comment.

Cats fuss about their nails.
Why do I feel like I am going to catch heck for this thread?


When a cat cries....I run to see what is the matter!
Is that where they got the saying "P-whipped"?

Cats are always preening and grooming.
Honey, we have TO LEAVE NOW!!!!

Let me think some more....