I would like to apologize on behalf of California for sending Nancy Pelosi to Washington.

Now, Don't get me wrong......I think women are very qualified for political posts-but, I think that there are better choices out there.

So, Before you are blinded by Brilliance or baffled by bull excrement..

Madam Speaker,

Please clear your finger from underneath the gavel BEFORE yoiu start banging on that thing.

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Madam Speaker,

Men and women are created equal... until you try to keep your shoes dry doing Number 1!


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Tony Bennet! too cool!
Who is he?

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BTW,

THat 100 hour promise made me laugh...

I have waited for women to get ready for a date that long...