What do you mean Santa isn't real??
He left me a gift under the tree. he got me 30 boxed of KD

Hehehe I foundout when I was about 7-8ish. I was just too smart & tricked my dad. I said. Dad how much did the 10g fish tank cost that I got for xmas way back? because I want to buy a nother one.. Dad said about 50.00 & I said HA!! Thought Santa brought that.. My dad said you little bugger you, you got me. He said The whole Santa thing is to make the day special & fun for kids. He asked me not to tell my sister as it wouldn't be fair to her. I never did tell her, or anyone else.

Here I am at 24 & still getting a gift from Santa His gift is the big special Gift lol & yes he really did give me 30 boxes of KD this year