That's just assinine. How ridiculous is that? We have kids bringing guns and knives to school and we are worried about a 5 year old who has no concept of what's going on.

I did find this quote interesting though:

According to a school document provided by the boy's father, the 5-year-old pinched a girl's buttocks on Dec. 8 in a hallway at the school south of Hagerstown.


Charles Vallance, the boy's father, said he was unable to explain to his son what he had done.

Why can't he just tell the kid it's not nice to pinch someone's backside and leave it at that for now?