This isnt a nawtee dog story, but I have fitting the holidays. A few years back we use to bowl on wednesday nights. I had just moved in with Darrell with marriage following the next month. We had bought a tree the day before and I spent the better part of the day trying to feel at home and decorating it. We went bowling.
When we came home hottie met us at the door like " oh no- I am sooo embarassed"- I immediately glanced at the tree, saw nothing obvious, then really looked at him. He had Christmas balls STUCK ALL IN HIS COAT WITH THE GLITTER holding the balls on. He had one on the tip of his tail too. We both started to laugh, as he slowly wagged his tail with this christmas ball hanging on it, and promptly popped it into a coffee table smashing it.. Then he got the most embarassed look on his face. ...
I have other stories about a red dobie I had years ago that was a chewing demon I will post later.