Bookmeowk (verb): what the cat does when you are trying to read; action taken by a cat who parks herself on the book/magazine/newspaper before you can turn the page.
Cat sprints (noun): see catfit, ape s**t and greebling
Circle of kitty (noun): see tortellini
Hugsnuggle (noun): Highly desirable way to spend time; cat wedges herself against person's arm; cross between hug and snuggle.
Meowmie: synonym for cat's personal attendant, financial provider, litter box monitor, nurse, nutrition consultant and finder of lost toys.
Why me?: question asked by cat's Meowmie (q.v.) when being hugsnuggled, head-bumpied or cattled; often accompanied by leaky-eye syndrome and an urgent need to send a check to shelter from which cat was adopted and/or to visit friends on Pet Talk!
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