A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up." After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he says, "but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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SMILE SOUTHERN STYLE
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> Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who
> passed away an left his entire estate to his beloved
> widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's
> 14.
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> How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
> hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I
> gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies,
> "Go ahead."
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> How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is
> married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides
> of his pickup truck.
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> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
> drinking age in West Virginia to 32? Seems they want
> to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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> What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
> Documentaries.
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> Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi.
> If it were invented anywhere else, it would have
> been called a teethbrush.
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> A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on
> I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" driver
> replied, "Bout wut?"
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> Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
> Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million
> years.
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> Did you hear that the governor's mansion in
> Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the
> whole trailer park. The library was a total loss,
> too. Both books - poof! - up in flames and they
> hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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> A new law recently passed in West Virginia. When
> a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and
> sister.
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