Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Bowsie, I have just the thing for you and your pals.
They are little lights that clip on your collars and blink ...
so you can be seen in the dark.
THANKS, MOFF ...
But we've already GOT a set of Gypsy Lights fur ebberbuddie!

Cinder getz da big, super-bright firefighter marker one;
SmokeMutt an I have lil Blinkin Punkin Lights to put on lil Trick-er-Treaters.

They werk purdy good - cept they get blocked by our bodies and don't show up
behind too well.

An da Big Problemo is Dad neber remembers (or bothers) ta hang em on us till
AFTUR we pull a missin-in-akshun stunt!

We got da full treatment last kupple nites ... ebberbuddie <Blinkin> & <Flashin> -
an poor ole SmokeMutts got da BELL, too! A 2"x3" Brass Bell that <bonks> ya onna chest
to remind ya it's there - as if the durn <KLANGIN> isn't enuff.
Looked & Sounded like a Gypsy Caravan wuz campin inna frunt yard!

Phunnie (not) you should mention dis ... he's been webbin fur our "Next Generation" blinkers -
he wants the 360^ visible "Collar model" - built into a collar so they show up
ALL Around the dawggie - no matter which way you're walkin.
Dad's found a few - but they're expensive, not water-proof, or take super pricey batteries.

We're hopin da price of those new GPS Collars stays UP an Too Much!
They'd be like havin a tattle-tail along onna trip!

All this stuff - NUTZ!
Almost easier ta jest Stay Home!


/s/ da Wanderin Hunter