Oooopsie!

Bowz-Wowz here ...

New Dad sez we're ALL wearin the Pity Party Gig a lil thin around here.

It all started early inna week ... a Deer either got hit by a car or a hunter got it -
but however it happened ... summa da "stuff" gotz left inna road ditch across da road
frumma Ranch ... inna place we'z NOT suppozed to be frequentin!

I swear I mussta missed dat Memo!

Ennie-how ... I was out fur a LATE-nite poddy call an gotz a "whiff" ...
HADDA check it out!

"They" all say it wuz over an hour later ... lites shinin down inna ditch showed up
da white underside of a Fluffie Tail *wavin* like a flag ...
<HONK> - <HONK> "GET UP Here, you #$!%^#$&*%#$!!"

Voice soundz familiar ... wunder iffin he's talking to ME?
<BuRRRp> ... I guess I've <munced> enuff deer burger fur one nite ...
"Commin rite up!"

Havin NO CLUE whut I wuz doin down there the nite affore ... I gotz a UN-tied outtie da
NEXT Nite ... and knowin there wuz a LOTTA deer <munchin> left ...
I headed back to the ole huntin ditch.
Da Search Bus pulled rite up wifout a lotta wasted tripz up & down da road ---
"SUNN-uvva-Witch!! --- Get your fuzzie A$$ UP HERE - NOW!!!"

Sad ta say - that tyme he *looked* at whut I wuz <munchin> on ...
He sure looked GREEN fur a while!

Next kupple daze I wuz "walkin" whilst tied to da Frunt Porch Tether Cable!

An nunbuddie sed da Udder Two aren't at least "observant" ...
Thurzday nite, whilst I wuz havin Gimpy Leg Trubbles ... ole Cinder Mutt thunk
SHE otta try out sum deer burger frumma ditch ... and of course *ignored*
repeated HOLLERIN an Door Slammin ... requiring anudder Bus Search.
She spotted da Bus lites comin down da drive ... she didda end-run outta da ditch
an wound up "sneakin up behind" da Search Party.

Even da Gud Child got caught up inna Hunt ... he snuck across da road Saturday inna daylight ...
Then (da lil DUMMIE) heard Dad HOLLERIN an poped rite up outta da ditch in plain site an
*dashed* fur home ... so much fur "stealth huntin"!

Then there wuz this mornin ... poor New Dad must be a Slow Learner ...
thinkin I'd stick close ta home - we all did poddy call under "observation".
Poor ole Dad got to "observe" me take a quick *dump*, look ober my shoulder ...
an <Hippity-Hopp> - <Skippity-Do> - <Bippity-Bop> - make a BEE-Line across da road
an down inna ditch!
Not sure he even *noticed* I wuz runnin on ALL FOUR!

Dunno HOW they loaded up so fast an got da Bus onna road!
I Hardly got started on breakfast of deer whenna <HONKIN> & <HOLLERIN> started
up onna road! ... Such Language onna Sunday mornin!

Well ... I s'poze the improvement inna bum leg HAS been noted by Management -
but he's been a lil *tense* over da Huntin Excursions an not sayin a lot.

We **DO** 'preciate all the GOOD VIBES, Encouragement, an Prayers bein sent our way!!

/s/ da Bowz fur the Whole Fambily