Just for an aside,

I'm sitting in the hospital yesterday, talking to LOH, waiting for them to come and take her into surgery. We were chatting about various things, and she comes out with....

"Hon, did I stack the wood right?"

I just broke out laughing. She said "I'm serious, I know you said to stack it like XYZ, did I do it right?"

I told her if she asked any more questions about the damned woodpile I was goign to give her a head start on the anesthesia.