Oh, Stoli. I'm sure you already know this, but you are gorgeous. Your photo and bio gave me a big smile today. I have a kitty who looks a lot like you and takes great pride in distributing grey cat hair everywhere she can. I'm sorry to tell you this-- but we humans derive great pleasure from the petting of our furry family members, so I don't think your wish for less petting will be granted any time soon. Have a comfortable day in your favorite chair by the space heater. Happy Cat-of-the-Day to you, honey - enjoy your special day!