''Rats with wings'' Where is a hammer when I need one

This saying is stupid but I love it..on my siggy...''Life is hard....harder when your stupid''

The worst saying yet to me is.....''Hey Christina wanna see a full moon''

Some people may not get it..lets just say this moon is..a pain in the arse.

Also its stupid when girls come up to me and say ''is that a pigeon?'' there are like over 100 pigeons near each corner and there asking me this question..worse sometimes they dont even know what type of bird it is.