Can we say addiction? You know you've got it bad when you've got more than one window open with it. That's funny. I got a funny story tonight.

There was a girl sitting by a lamppost. It went from there saying she would go out drinking and come home, not saying where she'd been. She wanted to be a Vegas showgirl but she had to lose 42 more pounds. Jenny Craig wasn't accepting any more people.

I added that as a last resort, she called Richard Simmons. I said "Man, she really must want to lose that weight."

What fun!