Oh my.... words fail me.

First of all, I was calculating the age in ym head. Cam's 10 weeks, and his poop still looks like pudding. I can't see him making something like that any time soon. and in order to get it, they'd have had to hold her bare-bottomed until she did poop - otherwise it'd be all smooshed by the diaper. I guess they aren't letting her wear diapers because it would ruin her poopy karma?

Outiside from the whole concept being cheesy, the base for this work of art is cheap looking. If they are expecting $30,000 for this, they could have at least sprung for a nice pioece of marble!