This puts me in mind of a long-ago letter to Dear Abby, where the writer was writing quite cattily and in a gossipy way about a baby that was born 8 months after the wedding.

She said the bride said the baby was early, but this WRITER disagreed with that and wanted Abby to confirm that she was right and this whole thing was disgraceful!

Abby's reply is a classic, IMO: "The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it."