HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATAL SISTER!!!!
Here's how I predict your day to go:
- Don gets you breakfast in bed
- Don cleans up the dishes
- Don showers you with presents
- Don scoops the litter box
- Mz Edwina and Mr Eddie come to you for morning lovings
- You decide this is so great that you stay in bed all day
- Mz Edwina then leaves to don her birthday attire
- Don comes home from work and makes dinner
- After dinner, Don lights up the birthday cake
- Mz Edwina and Mr Eddie both don birthday hats
- Everyone sings happy birthday
- Don does the poop scoop again
- The four of you curl up with chocolate martinis and watch a movie

Ah yes, the joys of a birthday. Oh yes, I forgot one thing. Somewhere in there is a phone call from me.

Wishing you the best day ever!!!

xoxoxoxoxoxo