I thought these were funny and that you gusy might enjoy them. They are funny things on the back of packages.

Funny things from Packages

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery afer taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of Construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." talk about a news flash)