Quote Originally Posted by Toby's my baby
Karen, we have no miniature golf here, no state park within 100 miles, no zoo within 200 miles.

Also, no mall within 40 miles.

...this town sucks
Your town sounds just like mine! Small towns are nice but there is nothing to do which does suck. We do have miniature golf though.

Do you have a park? You could do the picnic and hang out at the park. Do you happen to have a drive inn theater where you live? Thats where a lot of the kids go around here...