Quote Originally Posted by momcat
! Do you have any idea of who perpetrated such a cruel attack? Did you check for evidence? Have you seen any unusual characters around lately? You may need to contact the world famous A&P Investigators and get to the bottom of this. We simply cannot have such a dangerous criminal running around loose. Groucho the Lawyer is standing by and ready to help.
No need to bring in the investigators, I know who did it. It was Rumor! She licked the goose right off the hearth!!