Stop! Please!! My cheeks are hurting and my neighbors are calling the police. They haven't heard so much laughter from this apartment in years! I'm sure they think I've gone insane.

Now I'll try to go to sleep, but I know I'll be dreaming of a big, orange cat with a huge slice of buttered bread stuck to his back floating around looking for the Door Into Summer. Petronius Arbiter will rescue him and fall in love with Moonlight and everyone will live happily ever after.