How much is that doggie in the window...
The one with the waggly tail...
How much is that doggie in the window...
I do hope that doggie's for sale!

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor uncle alone
If he has a dog he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home!

How much is that doggie in the window...
The one with the waggly tail...
How much is that doggie in the window...
I do hope that doggie's for sale!

I know that's not the whole song, but...