Quote Originally Posted by kuhio98
Wrong: "There's a bathroom on the right"
Right: "There's a bad moon on the rise"

Wrong: "The girl with colitis goes by"
Right: "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

Wrong: "The question to everyone's answer, is usually aspirin and gin".
Right: "The question to everyone's answer, is usually asked from within."

Wrong: "Slow-motion Walter, fire-engine guy"
Right: "Smoke on the water/Fire in the sky"



I've got to write these down. I've got one brother who has the same
warped sense of humor that I do and would love these.