A-toot a-toot, a-toot diddle-ee-ada-toot
He blows it eight to the bar
In boogie rhythm
He can't blow a note unless the bass and guitar
Is playin' with 'im

He makes the company jump when he plays reveille
He's the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B
You have NO idea how much I loathe that song.........

Playing trumpet and being in the army I heard that constantly.

You guys never have to worry about me playing reveille in the bar.

I had a commander in Germany who found out I played the trumpet, and ordered me to take my horn with me to the field. I had to play reveille every morning at 0600. I was easily the most hated soldier in our cantonement area, and I can't say that I blame the other troops.

If anyone wants some big band or classical music, however (other than the thing mentioned above) I'd be more than happy to oblige.