I laughed so hard that I cried. I'll be showing this to my friends at work today. In truth, I can relate to the train of events. I'm female, and I don't try to do anything related to cars or electrical, but I have done other DIY and have definitely gone down the path of - where are the tools, use the wrong tools, bang up your hands, dance around swearing and hurt yourself somewhere else, bandaids, swearing, throwing things, etc. The only difference is that I drink lots of tea, and frequent trips away from the job and to the bathroom is the penalty I pay.