There has been a rash of food crimes in the house. Food keeps disappearing yet the cats are screaming, "Starvation!"

I hired A&P Inverstigations to do the job & find out what is happening to the food. Pouncer has been surveying the land from a high post for days, keeping and eye out for criminal acts



**Then out of nowhere, a pink duck appears! ***

But.... the shocking thing is the duck has HELP! Yes, you heard it, the duck has an accomplice: A DAWG!


Folks, we've known for years that dawgs and cats have held a war against each other, though many have learned to live in relative peace together... but this new finding has shocked the feline world. Dawgs and ducks in cohoots!?!?

Many cats are passing out in shock over this recent development!