Tee hee hee! My good Irish-American grandmother told me of her family's cat, who would silence the bell on its collar by pressing its chin against it. We know that you are just fulfilling your mandate as a predator, by picking off the slow and stupid wildlife in your yard.

Be careful that you don't meet anything bigger and badder than yourself in your adventures, and tell your good Ma and Pa to let you in the house for your cuddles and head scratches.

Liz