Mario, quit laughing at me! I can't help it that I got a bloody nose and the only way to stop it is to sit here with tissues hanging out of my nose. Good thing I have the kind of job where very few people actually see me.

I can't get it to stop. I've held my head back, pinched my nose and everything. Everytime I bring my head back up and unpinch/take the tissue out, it starts up again.

Ok, laugh of the day, picture me with my head tilted backwards, with a tissue coming out of one nostril, trying to read and type on PT.

Forget the hot toddy, I think this requires a pitcher of slushies! Don't forget the straw since it'd be kind of hard to drink with my head tilted back.