Richard, LOH has been married to me long enough that you guys couldn't do anything to scare her away.

Happy birthday to MOFF, happy birthday to MOFF happy birthday to MOFF, HAPPY birthday to MOFF.

Today's stupid product warning label goes to Pine Mountain, a company that makes fireplace accessoris including firestarters. The warning on a package of fatwood sticks read "Wanring. Extremely flammable wood product"

No, really? I thought fatwood sticks (used to start fires) would be safe for use as an extinguisher. Lawyers run amok.