Safe? Easy for you to say LH...............


So George Bush and Dick Cheney are in the private quarters dining room........and Sally the private waitress takes their order for lunch.

Dick orders some eggs and ham............

George says, Sally, "I would like a quickie"...........

Sally gets wide-eyed and says Mr. President I realize that I am honored to be able to work for you - but your request is completely out of line and walks away.

Dick leans over to George and quietly says.......

George "it is called quiche"