Awwww Eddie! Send me your address and I will mail you some DECENT food and treats! My babies won't touch that stuff either here at home but they have to eat it at Uncle Kevlins because their cousin cat Dusty is a bit on the "fluffy" side.......Is there someplace you can hide food if I get it to you? (Can't let your human servant know you have a stash of food and treats somewhere!)..... and then you could just scatter THAT stuff all over the house and they'll think you ate it?